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	<title>All About Balance &#187; Humor</title>
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	<description>On Usability, Agility and Technology</description>
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		<title>How Not to Write an Error Message</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2011 23:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or &#8220;How Not to Re-launch Your Website.&#8221; AT&#38;T recently unveiled their new and improved customer portal.  I&#8217;ve only been able to experience the front page though, so I&#8217;ll have to ask around as to what the rest of the experience is like. Here&#8217;s a screenshot of my failed login attempt: A few points of question: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Or &#8220;How Not to Re-launch Your Website.&#8221;</p>
<p>AT&amp;T recently unveiled their new and improved customer portal.  I&#8217;ve only been able to experience the front page though, so I&#8217;ll have to ask around as to what the rest of the experience is like.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a screenshot of my failed login attempt:</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://www.allaboutbalance.com/images/blog/att-relaunch.gif"><img class="aligncenter" title="AT&amp;T's Login Portal" src="/images/blog/att-relaunch.gif" alt="" width="550" height="450" /></a></p>
<p>A few points of question:</p>
<ol>
<li>This error message seems to indicate that there&#8217;s a transient error with AT&amp;T&#8217;s system.  I would like it to tell me whether or not this is a maintenance window or when I could expect to be able to login again.</li>
<li>This error message seems to contradict the first error message.  Is there a system error as described in (1) or did I enter my password incorrectly?</li>
<li>Which &#8220;drop down menu&#8221; should I be choosing on this page?</li>
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<p>I&#8217;m going to guess that the people designing the site are not the people writing the error messages&#8230; that the team responsible for internationalization and localization (i.e. translating the error messages, etc.) were working off of a different specification of what the ultimate site would look like and hence the confusing language.</p>
<p>If this is indeed systemic, I would expect alarm bells to be going off in AT&amp;T&#8217;s call centers for fielding more calls because the portal is busto.</p>
<p>Then again, years of substandard reception, dropped calls and poor call quality for their iPhone users didn&#8217;t prompt them to do anything so I&#8217;m not surprised :) (but also :( since I&#8217;m a paying subscriber!).</p>
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		<title>How Often Do You Watch Assassinations?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2011 15:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After returning The American, Netflix prompts me for some information that will help it make better suggestions. This seems like such an interesting preference to have. &#8220;Why yes, I love movies about assassination! I enjoy seeing people getting what&#8217;s coming to them&#8230; in the most extreme and final way possible.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After returning <a title="The American @ Amazon.com" href="http://amzn.to/hCbe1Y">The American</a>, Netflix prompts me for some information that will help it make better suggestions.</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" title="Netflix Attributes Prompt" src="/images/blog/netflix-how-often.gif" alt="" width="372" height="246" /></p>
<p>This seems like such an interesting preference to have.</p>
<p>&#8220;Why yes, I love movies about assassination!  I enjoy seeing people getting what&#8217;s coming to them&#8230; in the most extreme and final way possible.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Is It Nice This Time of Year?</title>
		<link>http://www.allaboutbalance.com/is-it-nice-this-time-of-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 04:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being offered this choice at the Asus home page reminded me&#8230; I&#8217;ve always wanted to visit Latin Spanish. I wonder what it&#8217;s like in March?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Being offered this choice at the Asus home page reminded me&#8230;</p>
<p align="center"><img alt="Asus Home Page" src="/images/blog/asus-home.gif" title="Asus Home Page" class="aligncenter" width="579" height="180" /></p>
<p>I&#8217;ve always wanted to visit Latin Spanish.  I wonder what it&#8217;s like in March?</p>
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		<title>Did You Get All That?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 00:27:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In order to understand what you&#8217;re buying at GoDaddy, a course in early Egyptian hierogplyhs is required. I don&#8217;t even know how to type those characters :)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In order to understand what you&#8217;re buying at GoDaddy, a course in early Egyptian hierogplyhs is required.</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" title="GoDaddy Fine Print" src="/images/blog/godaddy_heiroglyphs.png" alt="" width="339" height="36" /></p>
<p>I don&#8217;t even know how to type those characters :)</p>
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		<title>Netflix, I’m Dying To Know</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2010 20:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What did I watch?! :)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What did I watch?! :)</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" title="Netflix Email" src="/images/blog/netflix-question.gif" alt="" width="550" height="449" /></p>
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		<title>Prominently Placed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 09:11:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this image from a Borders mailer interesting.  Note what&#8217;s adjacent the arrow. I believe that&#8217;s a progress bar. Would not be my first choice for a product shot :)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found this image from a Borders mailer interesting.  Note what&#8217;s adjacent the arrow.</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" title="Kobo eREADER Screenshot" src="/images/blog/borders-progress.gif" alt="" width="550" height="545" /></p>
<p>I believe that&#8217;s a progress bar.</p>
<p>Would not be my first choice for a product shot :)</p>
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		<title>How do we do it?  Volume!</title>
		<link>http://www.allaboutbalance.com/how-do-we-do-it-volume/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 23:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Price alert from Amazon.  Finally, I can pull the trigger!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Price alert from Amazon.  Finally, I can pull the trigger!</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" title="MacBook Pro Price Drop on Amazon.com" src="/images/blog/amazon-price-drop.gif" alt="" width="453" height="381" /></p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Mostly Certain&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.allaboutbalance.com/im-mostly-certain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 07:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;the Internet is just messing with me this week.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;the Internet is just <a href="http://www.allaboutbalance.com/some-problems-occurred/">messing with me</a> this week.</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" title="Craigslist Captcha" src="/images/blog/cl-boxbelow.gif" alt="" width="550" height="264" /></p>
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		<title>Some Problems Occurred</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 09:16:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Proving once again that uninstallers don&#8217;t get the testing love they deserve :)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Proving once again that uninstallers don&#8217;t get the testing love they deserve :)</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" title="Adobe Design Premium Uninstaller" src="/images/blog/adobe-problems.gif" alt="Adobe Design Premium Uninstaller" width="550" height="375" /></p>
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		<title>In Context</title>
		<link>http://www.allaboutbalance.com/sir-yes-sir/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 05:07:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If your advertisement comes in the form of typing instructions, perhaps an IM client isn&#8217;t the best place to advertise it :)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If your advertisement comes in the form of typing instructions, perhaps  an IM client isn&#8217;t the best place to advertise it :)</p>
<p align="center"><img class="aligncenter" title="Yahoo IM Advertisement" src="/images/blog/yahoo-advert.gif" alt="" width="426" height="449" /></p>
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